SEASON 4    (current season)

4-2 And were back again !!
  General nuttiness insues quickly as we discuss the new Batman: Arkham Asylum, movies of 2011 and random other stuff. The Joker and Tojo make an apperance. Recorded Saturday, December 10, 2011
 
- How long has it been? What movies have we seen. Batman and other superhero movies. Oh, and Tojo.
- Toys, comics, and midgets. Jeff loves the new Star Wars Old Republic game. Arkham 2 is also awesome.
- Jeff updates us with current geek news. The 8 laws all comicbook movies must follow. An old friend ends up in Antartica.
- Brandon has a password game for Jeff and James. But first he reveals himself as the real Joker.
   
4-1 Part 2 of our StripCon show with Raddcast.com!!
  Once again we team up with Raddcast.com to bring you Geeks to the 7th power. We present you with part 2 of Raddcast's part 1 of our visit to StripCon 2011. There are no words to describe the nerd-gasms and freakishness that ensues. So you must listen NOW!! Recorded Saturday, August 6, 2011
 
- Our game with RADDCAST part 1 - go to to hear this episode from its beginning
- Our game with RADDCAST part 2 - guess who wins :)
SEASON 3

3-18 It's hot !! Fool, where you born on the sun !!
        Beat the heat with your favorite Geeks! What's at the movies and why do we care. And a game about women that everyone fails. Content is awesome, audio is just good enough. We fix it next time so get over it. Recorded Sunday, June 26, 2011
 
- Did you miss us? We are back with a vengeance as we give you the lowdown on the state of entertainment for summer!!!
- More stuff! We talk about stuff! And things!
- Very uncomfortable game! Jeff quizzes James and Brandon about their knowledge of women! You don’t want to miss this!!!
   
3-17 ALL-Con 2011 !! Yeah baby !!
        Our spectacular ALL-CON 2011 show. We pair up with and perform a show of much awesomeness! Nerds to the 8th power discuss all things important, including Jeff's crotch. Recorded Sunday, March 20, 2011
 
- RADDCAST.COM (Russell, Adam, Doug, Dave) join us to increase our nerd power beyond the maximum universal constant. First topic of discussion: Jeff's crotch. Then the tales of why we hate Klingons.
- People watching at All-Con. We wonder if Dave actually breathes? Russell won't take a dare to have a golden moment. How to make fun of Dr Who fans.
- Hot girls and geeks taken to a dark place. The smell of All-Con's bathrooms and why steampunk sucks.
- Adam and Jeff rant about A/V crap. We're all going to hell. Podcasting is better at night.
   
3-16 Winter Madness!!!
        We discuss the great new movie, Tron Legacy! Also, Jon reveals his hidden love for Sulu! A game segment where we actually have even teams for competitive play! Recorded Saturday, January 9, 2011
 
- Sword Fights and Whores! We come off another two month hiatus to reveal….NOTHING!!! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!! STUPID!!!!!
- TRON F’ING LEGACY!!!! We discuss the great new movie, Tron Legacy! Also, Jon reveals his hidden love for Sulu!
- A Wee Bit ‘O News! The state of upcoming films, games, television and what not. Wait, that sounds boring. WE REVEAL THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!
- A Nifty Game! A game segment where we actually have even teams for competitive play!
   
3-15 And we're back again!!
        Back again and again and again!! We update you on all things important to us. Which means they are important to you. Jeff has an awesome game .. guess who doesn't win. Where is James? Recorded Saturday, November 20, 2010
 
- Mel freaks out. Brandon's cat freaks out. Jon doesn't like people who live in South Dallas. And Jeff is tired of Wendy's .. for about 2 minutes.
- 'Harry Potter and the Geeks in Jon's Apartment'. Jon just doesn't feel the excitement. And he hates DC comics .. discuss.
- Jeff brings us news we already know. Blah Blah Blah
- Games about character's theme songs. Brandon vs. Jon .. who wins?
   
3-14 Your Geeks return - highlights of DWEX 2010!
        We give you the lowdown from the floor of The Dallas Web Comic Expo 2010! We interview the Mad Magazine writer, Kit Lively! Hilarity ensues! Jeff has a cartoon-centric game for your Geeks! Recorded Sunday, May 9, 2010
 
- We’re Back! We give you the lowdown from the floor of The Dallas Web Comic Expo 2010! Commentary on all the crazy types (us included) that joined us!
- Dueling Sounds! As our attention span wanes, we start off with dueling soundboards, and more people watching! Film at 11!
- Guest: KIT LIVELY!!! We interview the Mad Magazine writer, Kit Lively! Hilarity ensues!
- A Cartoon Game!!! As we wrap up our coverage of DWEX 2010, Jeff has a cartoon-centric game for your Geeks! Don’t miss it!
   
3-13 Updates for all Entertainment!!!
        Allcon 2010 is over and now we give you the lowdown of past and upcoming Movies, TV, and Games for the year! Feel our scorn as we tear Avatar apart! Recorded Sunday, May 9, 2010
 
- 2010 Movies Galore! Feel our scorn as we tear Avatar apart! We also talk about Tron Legacy and the state of 3D cinema! Also the lowdown on upcoming films for 2010!
- TV Shows Galore! We try to start talking about TV shows, but then James reveals he has some strange ideas about how procreation works. We eventually get to the TV stuff, too.
- Video Games Galore! We discuss new and upcoming computer video games! We would totally discuss console games as well, but we can’t afford them. Also, Donald Sutherland sucks!
- An Actual Good Game We Play! A rare show where Jeff has created one of his amazing games! Brandon is ecstatic that he finally gets to play again! Hilarity and shenanigans!!!
   
3-12 Allcon 2010 – Prepare for Madness!!!
        Yes, we were gone for abit (like you cared) but we make up for it with All-Con MADNESS!! The convention with more drunken nerds than should ever be allowed under one roof. And we partake of it's bitty. And James gets abused again .. hah. Recorded Sunday, March 13, 2010
 
- Preparation! It’s the calm before the storm as we record a pre-convention segment!
- Saturday Spectacular! Stream of consciousness aplenty as we people watch and comment on all the things that are Allcon!
- More People Watching! We continue our Allcon commentary as we are visited by several people! James gets abused again!
- It’s Sunday evening after the convention and things are not pretty. We’ll give you the lowdown on all the Saturday parties!!!
   
3-11 We Have Returned!!!
        After a nearly three month hiatus, your favorite Geeks are back with a vengeance! We have tales-aplenty and a new character! Also give you the rundown of the latest and greatest games, TV shows and movies out today! Enjoy! Recorded Sunday, December 6, 2009
 
- Campout! We tell you all about what we’ve been up to during the past three months, including our yearly campout where Brandon rubbed a park ranger the wrong way. Oh, and Tojo joins us!
- A Plethora of Games! We give you the rundown of the latest and greatest games, TV shows and movies out today! Also, Tojo is starting to like the way Jon looks…be afraid!
- A Bit O’ News! A little bit of news for all of you as we discuss the few upcoming movies and other geek projects out there on the horizon!
- Star Wars Password! Yeah, it’s password. Again. Blame everyone but Brandon cause that’s all he has! Oh and it’s about Star Wars (shocker)!!!
   
3-10 Soooo very tired!!!
        Listen as the Geeks try to recover from a very long weekend! Much partying! We give you the rundown of our weekend, how we dislike children and some great poker hands! Also, Brandon decides that he’s too selfless Recorded Sunday, September 27, 2009
 
- Sooooo Tired! Your favorite Geeks have overtaxed themselves this weekend. Too Much partying! We try to do some movie stuff, but well…you’ll see.
- Tale of the Party! We give you the rundown of our weekend, how we dislike children and some great poker hands! Also, Brandon decides that he’s too selfless.
- No news! Jeff has absolutely no news or audio for his news segment so we improvise! Lines are crossed and James has the ultimate zinger to take us out!
- Actor Password! Yet again, we play password. This time the category is actors and actresses! Will it go according to plan? Of course not, but it’s fun anyway!!!
   
3-9 Drunk show 3 / Dragon*Con!!!
        Jeff and James at Dragon*Con = drunk. Brandon and Jon in Dallas = trashed. Brandon calls the Dragon*Con drunks during the convention and you DO NOT WANT TO MISS THIS. Part 2 online soon. Recorded Sunday, September 6, 2009 (we think)
 
- Brandon calls the Dragon*Con drunks during the convention and you DO NOT WANT TO MISS THIS. Brandon almost scores with a chick 1,000 miles away.
   
3-8 Deadpools and Dragon*Con!!!
        As summer closes out, your favorite Geeks give you the final word on summer films, and a look forward to fall and beyond! Deadpools, games....it never ends! Listen, LISTEN NOW! GET TO THE CHOPPAHHH!!!!. Recorded Sunday, August 23, 2009
 
- Final Word on Summer! Summer is finally coming to a close and your favorite Geeks give you the lowdown on the last of the summer films.
- Deadpool! It was inevitable. Your Geeks have started their own Deadpool! Listen and play along, it’s fun!
- Yet more news! Jeff gives us news after messing with his mic! Some big stuff is brewing in the entertainment world and of course, we tear it all to shreds! Enjoy!
- A Game Again! Jeff creates a great game about films that were originally video games or cartoons! Hilarity ensues!!!
   
3-7 In the Dead of Summer!!!
        Celebrities are dropping like flies right and left, and you can bet that your favorite Geeks have some comments about it. We show you a naughty side of one of the most beloved Sesame Street characters! Oh yes, we play password again! This time, however, there is a very unexpected result. Recorded Sunday, July 19, 2009
 
- Dead Celebrities! Celebrities are dropping like flies right and left, and you can bet that your favorite Geeks have some comments about it. Also we bring you up to date on the state of summer films!
- Who You Gonna Call? It’s been a long time coming, but your Geeks finally give you the lowdown on the new Ghostbusters game! You don’t want to miss it! Plus, we show you a naughty side of one of the most beloved Sesame Street characters!
- News ‘n Stuff! More news from Jeff! Brandon gives you the lowdown on the big fantasy book series still in progress.
- A Password First! Oh yes, we play password again! This time, however, there is a very unexpected result. You must hear it to believe it. Let’s just say one team gets absolutely crushed. Listen now!!!
   
3-6 Summer Movies, Chicken Chasing, and the letter 'W'
        Summer Movies, Chicken Chasing, and the letter 'W'!! James drinks, Jon doesn’t know what year it is, and Jeff is getting confused with sequel numbers. Also, Brandon is back in school. The call of a soundboard war is irresistible! Arnold and Sly…the forbidden love affair. Password returns again, now with all movies that start with the letter W! Recorded Sunday, June 7, 2009
 
- Summer Movies and Chicken Chasing! We review the new Terminator film and give you the rundown of the summer movies so far! James drinks, Jon doesn’t know what year it is, and Jeff is getting confused with sequel numbers.
- We Solve All Problems! Listen, as the Geeks turn a nice fun, innocent thing like a Star Wars role playing game and turn it into something grossly inappropriate! Also, Brandon is back in school, and we finish up with telling you about solutions to most of the world’s problems!
- More Geek News! Jeff brings you the latest and greatest in the entertainment world….but it doesn’t last. The call of a soundboard war is irresistible! Arnold and Sly…the forbidden love affair!
- Password Starring the Letter W! Password returns again, now with all movies that start with the letter W! Play along and see how you do!!!
   
3-5 Star Trek, Cylons and Fanboys, oh my!!!
        Geek movies spectacular!!! Star Trek, Fanboys, Geek News and comic movies. James loves Cylons, big suprise. Jon is forced to bow before Jeff and apologize. And a new game that you can actually hear this time. Recorded Sunday, May 10, 2009
 
- Jon attempts to apologize for his screw up on the last show () but Jeff will have none of it. The rest of us talk about Fanboys and Star Trek. Guess which Jon hasn't seen yet?
- More movie talk and inappropriate children's toys. Brandon tell us about his new favorite series - Spaced!! Even more Fanboys and Star Trek
- Brandon's cat continues to annoy. Jon reveals his love for cooking shows. The racist Mr. Ed comes back from the dead. And of course Jeff with the newest Geek News and current box office news.
- Finally a game you can hear and enjoy this time. And we guarantee to make up for last time. Brandon annoys with his girly music and Jeff must remind him of his true musical theme.
   
3-4 Back from All-Con and More Failure!!!
        Back from the ol' Scarbie Fair, 3 out of 4 Geeks come bearing tall tales! All-Con is over, and the great lull must begin. Some of us will be at Dragon Con this year, some will not. You just may get a jolly drunk show as a result! Recorded Sunday, April 19, 2009
 
- Tales of Scarborough and Downloads! Three out of four Geeks have just returned from Scarborough Faire and have tales to regale you with! Does Brandon care? Hell, no! Listen as you find the truth of what Jon bought out there!
- Movie Reviews and the End of Battlestar! Brandon uses his psychic abilities to review Wolverine before release! He totally did NOT watch the leaked print on the internet because that would be illegal and wrong! Also, Observe and Report and the Battlestar Galactica finale!
- All Things Geek News! Jeff brings the Geek news again, and we learn some more things about Jon! Plus, a truly awesome in-depth discussion of Red Dawn, both the original and upcoming remake! And next, a thing happened that will never be repeated….
- BEST GAME EVER!!!! Jeff created something so amazing, so spectacular; we were in awe! As the game progressed, portals began to open as our souls ascended to higher planes of existence. The Planets became aligned, and our consciousnesses traveled into the fifth dimension. The power of the Universe was at our fingertips, free for the taking!! All this and more you will never hear, because Jon forgot to record the segment!!!! So instead, we bring you an apology song made at the last minute and at great expense. Sorry… Well there you have it. What's done is done. Everyone makes mistakes, because even we Geeks are not perfect. Wait, we are perfect. It was all your fault. THANKS A LOT!! grrrrrr.......
   
3-3 It's All Geek To Me Podcast Presents: All-Con 2009!!
        It's here!! We've uploaded our thoroughly riveting coverage of the best convention in the world, All-Con!! This year, we get another interview with the BATTLESTAR GALACTICA Chief, AARON DOUGLAS, along with two new interviews with two new celebrities!! KEN LALLY, who played "The German" in Heroes, and CANDACE KITA, who played the Female Asian News Reporter in the classic TV show Son of the Beach!! IT'S STUPENDOUS!! Recorded March 14 and 15, 2009
 
- We warm up watching con-goers after drinking heavily the first day of All-Con. Jeff arrives to the segment late after suffering a ocular convention injury - dont ask. Our old buddy AARON DOUGLAS shows up and takes Jon's place on the show.
- Guest: KEN LALLY , stuntman who played "The German" in HEROES and a plethora of other roles. He gives us the Hollywood insight on HEROES, PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN, TERMINATOR series, and more.
- Guest: CANDACE KITA from SON OF THE BEACH, MASKED RIDER, and many others. James quickly takes things into the creepy zone.
  - Guest: Aaron Douglas, Chief Tyrol himself from BattleStar Galactica joins us for a 2nd year. He spills the beans about how the chief gets his revenge in the final episode and his new projects he has coming up. He yells at James for talking too much. And who knew you could get Jameson in a bottle with a handle? Take a wild guess if he brings up Family Guy again.
   
3-2 It's the All-Con Pre-Show!!
        Here we are for the last episode until All-Con 2009! We've got great things in store for you this year; our presence will be known and admired after we've thoroughly rocked your world! Bring on the booze and babes!! Recorded Sunday, February 15, 2009
 
- All-Con, and the President! All-Con is just around the corner and we have the lowdown for you! Also, you will absolutely not believe the audio we have of the President of the United States!
- TV Updates and the Truth of Relationships! Updates on all things TV and movies! Also, Brandon explains exactly what you should not do in relationships, and the ultimate truth of what guys really are thinking about!
- Steve and his Lawnmower! No matter how dumb you think people are, your opinion will be lowered after you hear the nonsense of Steve and his lawnmower!
- Convention Password! A new installment of Password all about the types of people you meet at conventions! It’s very scary, and all too true! Listen up and prepare for the madness that is All-Con! So that's it until All-Con. We'll be at our table on the south corner of the upper level next to the restrooms. Don't forget to join us Friday night at 9 in the Addison Theater room for our first epic installment of GEEKS ON FILM!! See you at the Con...
   
3-1 A New Year, New Season, and New Lows!!
        Welcome to season 3 of It's All Geek To Me!! With the coming of change in Washington comes a change in mood for your beloved Geeks! This is not your Mother's geek podcast! (though she gets many mentions in this episode for some reason...) Recorded Sunday, January 11, 2009
 
- Season 3 begins, with Guest! Your beloved Geeks have returned for an all new season! Injun Jim joins us as an honored guest star, and you WILL believe that we can take our content to an all time low!
- Techno Boy News and Storytelling Soundtracks! Jeff provides another sprinkling of geek news, and Jon now has a soundtrack for his stories. Also, the porn storm has its first rumble of thunder…
- Absolute Insanity! There really are no words to describe this segment. Depravity, decadence and absurdity barely apply. Warning: DO NOT listen at work or with children around! He he he.
- Password Works! Another installment of Password for the Geeks as we bring in the New Year and the new season! 80s movies haven’t been this hip in 20 years!
   
 
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SEASON 2

2-16 The End of Another Geek Year!!
  Another year gone, another season of Geek Goodness!! We hope you've enjoyed listening to us make fools of ourselves, and hope you'll join us next year for more Geek Debauchery!! Recorded Sunday, December 06, 2008
 
- Camping, Thanksgiving and Your Mom! Our Geeks regale you with tales of their epic campout, Thanksgiving travels and trials, and the most horrible person that can possibly invade your group of friends! For the first time, we have a studio audience! Also, your mom jokes never go out of style.
- State of the Geek World! Brandon has had yet another prophetic dream! Will James have to answer for more misdeeds? How do you make Star Wars, Sean William Scott, Poltergeist 2 and James’s ass all fit together? Only Brandon’s dream can tell…
- News You Probably Can't Use! Jeff updates us on the state of all things Geek! News galore awaits you! And you will not believe how talk of the digital TV switchover can turn horribly, horribly bad!
- A Game for All Seasons! Jeff has created a new game where we no longer compete in teams, but now compete against our own individual knowledge of our favorite films! Brandon explains how a particular horror movie can be made better by a few small additions! Vectors, Royal Guards, and eyeless demons await you! And Merry Christmas! This is our final episode of 2008, ending our second season. Please join us next year for more bliss!!
   
2-15 Failure is Fun for Halloween!!!
  The Halloween time of year can sometimes be scary in completely unforseen ways! Join us as we celebrate the creepy Uncle that is Halloween!! Recorded Sunday, October 26, 2008
 
- Hell Hath Frozen Over! Hell just might have frozen over. Jon has finally (mostly) seen an iconic 80s movie! Plus, we give you the best version of the film! Also, the state of television.
- State of the Geek World! KOTOR 3 is ruined! MMOs suck! Jeff tells us all things upcoming geek films, and then tells James the top 8 things you can do on a geek date! Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter!!! And, to finish things, the big news of the year!
- The Great Pumpkin! The Great Pumpkin as it should have been! The Geeks review our favorite horror films. Jeff torments Brandon with something that genuinely scares him! Everybody laugh with Bruce Campbell! And the failing begins!
- Epic Fail! Well, even God-like Geeks sometimes fall flat on our faces. We try to play a game, but we don’t succeed! Jeff goes into a coma, Brandon is speechless, Jon is Jon, and James is frightened. A scary final segment for our Halloween special!
   
2-14 Battle Royale!!!
  Between sensuous female voiceovers and angry shouting men, the Geeks get by with a little help/hindrance from our friends!! Listen to the fists fly as the battle begins!! Recorded Sunday, October 5, 2008
 
- James Must Answer the Question! Brandon was sent a message by various gods and deities about James, and now James must answer the question! Also, we have more insightful comments about our favorite pastime - Television!
- News by Jeff! A new event in segment 2 takes place! We bring you "News by Jeff" in a way that is far sexier than these Geeks could ever manage on their own. And is that thunder? A distant rumble can be heard on the horizon...
- The Fight is On! This has been a long time coming. Jon finally pushes Brandon over the edge and you will not believe what happens!
- Reverse Password! This time, our favorite game - Password - is reversed and now James and Jon will give clues to Jeff and Brandon! Is it a fair contest? Does anyone ever actually read this far down the segment descriptions to care? No? Well, enjoy anyway!
   
2-13 James and The Blue Oyster!!
  The stories of Dragon*Con this year are sure to amaze and astound! James returns with tales of bondage and dancing, strange drinks and even stranger women! Trust us, you DON'T wanna miss this one!!! Recorded Sunday, September 7, 2008
 
- Tales of Masks and Dragon*Con! James returns from an unforgettable Dragon*Con with compelling life lessons and tips on how to get noticed while dancing with shirtless men wearing masks! It's the Blue Oyster all over again!!
- All-Con and Upcoming Games! The Geek*Fest coverage continues as we anticipate the next great gathering: All-Con '09!! Also, we discuss the upcoming video game that will dominate you with great Force!
- The New Season of TV is Here! Our long period of extreme boredom is coming to an end as new episodes of much beloved shows finally return! We're discussing mostly legal screener copies, of course! Also, Foosball!!
- Movie Character Password! Password one more time! It's a bit different than the last game, but that doesn't mean Jeff won't try to break the rules! Will Jon be the death of his teammate? Will James redeem himself from the horrors of masked men? Listen and find out!!
   
2-12 Clone Wars Suckfest 08!! - line up fans interviewed
  Here we have the suckfest of the year! Star Wars: The Clone Wars gave us new reasons to cause physical damage to ourselves, to compensate for the mental damage done by ol' Georgie! Be sure to clear your bowels before you begin your descent into madness!!
Segments 1 and 2 Recorded Thursday, August 14; Segments 3 and 4 Recorded Sunday, August 17, 2008
 
- The calm before the storm at the theater! Here we are, hanging out at the Legacy theater in Plano! Our Geeks welcome the REAL Camille to the show for the very first time! Heaving breasts in action! Do not miss this!
- Guests galore! Several guests! A fan's Wookiee impression! Our resident Obi-Wan lookalike, Brian! And finally our Geeks prepare to walk the green mile as we stumble into the theater to take our punishment from Lucas.
- Surveying the damage afterwards! Our Geeks could not bring themselves to speak of the film after they got out of the theater, so they decided to let the nausea pass. A few days later, we tear the Clone Wars a much deserved new asshole!
- More Movie password! Password again! Now with rules that are clarified from the start! Jeff and Brandon have a surprise for Jon and James. Who will overcome and triumph? Probably not the guys who haven't seen Iron Man, but listen anyway!!!
   
2-11 Exclamatory Allegories!!
  Welcome to Hell! Just kidding. It's only Dallas. Welcome to another thrilling episode of It's All Geek To Me! Prepare yourself for an orgy of exclamation points!!!
Recorded Sunday, July 27, 2008
 
- The Dark Knight will rule your face! Our geeks are back and we will explain to you just how awesome The Dark Knight is! Also, we cover all of the wonderful surprises that were revealed at the San Diego Comic-Con!
- Brandon does the impossible! Again! Tales of the bitty! Camille is harassed by someone other than Brandon! And speaking of Brandon, he does the impossible again!
- The neighbor is gone! Brandon's insane neighbor has finally gone back to hell! Also the Ghostbusters game and rednecks that have creative solutions to common problems!
- Movie password! We play the password game in a way you have never imagined! And we make up the rules as we go. Guess who loses?
   
2-10 It was a Geek Wedding!!
  We're back, and Jeff is now married! Even more disturbing, Brandon actually put on a tux!! And just when you thought all hope for the world was lost, something unthinkable happens in segment 4!!
Recorded Sunday, June 22, 2008
 
- An Anniversary of Sorts We celebrate our 20th episode by arguing a lot! Meanwhile, James gets physical with Brandon's cat and drinks his Whataburger(??). And Jeff is presented with a stellar wedding present from James.
- The Star Trek Experience Jeff enthralls us with his tall tales of Klingons and Desserts and Slots and Hookers in the barren wastelands of Nevada. Brandon talks about the new Hulk movie, and Sam Jackson once again lends his considerable voice talents to our collective amusement.
- Bachelor Party at the Lodge Jeff gets several free lap dances from various sexy women while Brandon gets an alien from an ugly planet who wants to marry him while Jon gets an amazingly beautiful Russian babe with big boobs while James talks to some dude about Stormtrooper armor. It's a win-win-win-win situation!!!
- The Unthinkable Happens Again we play the movie year game as last time, but something strange and unsettling happens: JON WINS THE GAME!!! ..and the gates of hell unleash the darkness within! *tremble*
   
2-9 The summer movie blizkrieg has started!!
  Jeff and Brandon discuss all the great films so far as Jon and James contribute nothing because they have not seen anything yet! The wizard shows you Star Trek sex!!
Recorded Sunday, June 1, 2008
 
- The summer movie blizkrieg has started! Jeff and Brandon discuss all the great films so far as Jon and James contribute nothing because they have not seen anything yet!
- Advice for Jeff's wedding night In honor of Jeff's impending wedding, the rest of us attempt to give him advice for the wedding night! Plus, Jon has a sunburn.
- Klingon sex screams! Oh yes. You will believe that four geeks can fill an entire segment with Star Trek sexual innuendo!
- Movie game!!! Yet another original game involving films. Will Jon finally end his losing streak? Hell no, but listen anyway!
   
2-8 In the Line of Fire
  Jeff evades the law, Brandon laughs at the law, and Jon .. well .. gets a new couch. Excitement all around. New movie and TV info.
Recorded Sunday, May 4, 2008
 
- In the Line of Fire!! We get some actual discussion content as we discuss the full gamut of television. Plus, burps, nonsense, and a truly brilliant bumper created by Jeff.
- Will they take a bullet?? Brandon encounters the Secret Service....no words can explain, just listen and be shocked.
- Why so serious?? Jeff takes part of the Dark Knight media frenzy...and has his own encounter with the law! This segment! Only on Town Talk!
- SFX to dumbfound Jeff creates a game that is frankly harder than Jon and Brandon can handle. But there are still insults and nonsense.
   
2-7 Battlestaricus Interruptus
  Following our superb drunken ravings, we've uploaded our next show! There's plenty of surprises contained within ...
Recorded Sunday, April 13, 2008
 
- Battlestaricus Interruptus What's on TV? Finished that new episode yet? Nevermind, one of us is being summoned to do his significant other's bidding. Observe as we rip him a new a-hole for his unforgivable reversal of priorities.
- The Weather AGAIN?? Believe it or not, a tornado passed near Brandon's abode last week. I guess Satan has other plans for him, because he's still alive, though admittedly shaken to the core... And is that a witch I hear??
- AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! Here, for the first time ever, It's All Geek To Me presents you, the loyal listener, with a recording of the most vile, evil, repulsive sound you'll ever hear!! And no, we're not talking about Brandon after a Pancho's bender... we're talking about THE CRAZY BITCH DOWNSTAIRS!!! That's right, prepare yourself for the infernal sounds of Hell itself!! UNLEASH THE BEAST!!!!!
- Name the Actor A simple, straightforward trivia game turns sour as Jeff refuses to participate, allowing Brandon to revel in his own bravado. Tell the Wind and Fire where to stop, but don't tell Brandon.
   
2-6 DRUNK 2.0!!
  We’re back and we’re drunk! Witness the horror of two drunken fools rambling about nothing!!
Recorded Wednesday, March 26, 2008 (we think)
 
- Drunk Show 2!! In this first segment, Jon and Brandon experience the wonders of drunk show number 2! Join us as we come up with theories and proclamations of hate. Oh, also Brandon adds another lovely lady to the list of people who probably want to kill him. Join our nonsense and tomfoolery!
- By Grapthar’s Hammer....what a bunch of drunks. In the second segment, well, Jon and Brandon degenerate into absolute chaos. There really are no words that can describe it. Just listen. Oh, and Brandon tells the tale of how he broke up with his last girlfriend. It’s a doozy.
   
2-5 PUNISHMENT!!
  How do you top All-Con?? How do you follow up a crazy interview with Aaron Douglas of Battlestar Galactica?? With PUNISHMENT!!! Suffer as we bring you four more sizzling tracks of Piratey Geek Goodness!!
Recorded Sunday, March 23, 2008
 
- Brandon and his bitty James is back with us this show. After having been thoroughly beaten by Camille, he is nursed back to health by Brandon and his bitty. James likes the bitty.
- You are a Pirate!! Introduced in the previous segment, Brandon’s form of "punishment" is the highly addictive song called "You are a Pirate!!" I don’t know whether to laugh or cry... think I’ll do both.
- Camille gets in on the hate The Blue Saab of Death returns!! Our good friend Camille is back to teach Jon how not to suck. This is one honey you DON’T wanna mess with.
- Pirate Games - Jeff wins the trivia game. La dee freakin’ da.
   
2-4 Aaron Douglas, Family Guy, Catwoman, All-Con 2008 and beer
  Holy crap was ALL-CON awesome!! Marvel in the splendor of a great show as we dove head first into the nerd pool of costumers and actors. Thats right. We've got the one and only interview with Aaron Douglas from BattleStar Galactica. Over a round of beers, he gives us the exclusive on his current role as Chief Tyrol, the future of BSG and his other projects. And boy can he completely geek out over Family Guy. We also have interviews with our resident Tiki Coladas artist, and much more. Behold the continuing expansion of our greatness. < PICTURES OF THE SHOW HERE >
 
- Guest: Jonathan from and former Family Guy artist. Guess the gender game as the anime geeks wander by our table. Will Brandon whore himself out for feminine advertising? Brandon also cowers in fear awaiting the wrath of Camille.
- Guest: Catwoman from DFWFF. The 'Dark Pedophile' haunts us as we continue our All-Con geek observations. Jon is easily distracted. Emo-dolls, dragon orgies, big balls, and nihilism. Fun times.
  - Guest: Aaron Douglas, Chief Tyrol himself from BattleStar Galactica joins us. Aaron gives us all the scoop on the new season of BSG. What pisses him off the most while trying to shoot a scene?
- Guest: Aaron Douglas, part 2. All humans are cylons? Did someone say Family Guy? Boy, can Aaron geek out about Family Guy. Needless to say we all just forget why we are there, only to slip into full-out fan boy mode and talk about our favorite bits from the show. HOW AWESOME IS THAT????? I’ll tell you how awesome... It’s INFINITY awesome. ’nuff said. Don't get penisey.
   
2-3 Our First Guest!!
  Let's all give a warm welcome to our friend James, our VERY FIRST GUEST!! Will he win the game against two very experienced super-geeks? Will Jeff dazzle us with his expansive movie knowledge?
 
- Our First Guest!! Let's all give a warm welcome to our friend James, our VERY FIRST GUEST!! You'll enjoy this fellow, he's in the 501st! Which means, he's got some serious stamina, being willing to put on a claustrophobia-inducing armor costume and march for miles and miles in the most horrendous weather imaginable. Do you hear that, ladies?? STAMINA!!!
- Winners and Losers We are pleased to announce that Camille has won our contest for a FREE PASS to All-Con 2008!! Congratulations Camille, for having some serious cojones! (read: guts)
- The Blue Saab of Death Living life ain't easy, and being a chick is no exception! Hear a woman's point of view in this important segment, filled with juicy tidbits of helpful information for life's little ups and downs.
- Points for Creativity James is back to compete against Jon and Jeff for bragging rights. Will he win the game against two very experienced super-geeks? Will Jeff dazzle us with his expansive movie knowledge? Will Jon ever be forgiven for his Star Wars Holiday Special reference??? Listen and find out!!!
   
2-2 No Love for Groundhog Day
  Jon is late for the first time during a recording, and the ill effects are devastating! Because of the extensive preparations for Groundhog Day celebrations, Jon forgets to come up with a game.
 
- No Love for Groundhog Day Jon is late for the first time during a recording, and the ill effects are devastating! Meanwhile, Jeff and Brandon share an intimate moment in his absence.
- Apologies and Brain Trusts Having forgotten to unplug his laptop during last month's podcast, Jon apologizes for his faux pas. After which, he apologizes for using the term "faux pas".
- Stupid People There's far too many of 'em. That is all.
- Call to Jon Because of the extensive preparations for Groundhog Day celebrations, Jon forgets to come up with a game, so we decide to create a new segment entitled "Call to Jon". Send in any question you have, and Jon will answer it in the most fervent and thorough manner possible. Post your questions in our comment section. BE CREATIVE!! You might just win a prize ...
   
2-1 Season 2 begining - Big as life and twice as ugly!
  We're back, and Brandon's still angry. New season with new recording gear but does that make us better? Brandon gives us his real feeling about his crazy neighbor. and arch-nemesis, via his hate-filled voice.
 
- Big as life and twice as ugly! We're back, and Brandon's still angry. New season with new recording gear but does that make us better? Your damn straight it does. We discuss our upcoming role at All-Con and who's going to be there. Strap yourselves in, it's gonna be a bumpy ride!!
- Strange vocal effects New movies and why they suck. Aliens and pregnant women. And when the hell is "Fanboys" coming out? Brandon thinks he cares about the writer's strike. Technology isn't always a good thing, as an electrical hum wreaks havoc on our recording equipment. Don't worry, dear listeners, the Force is strong in us!
- The crazy bitch downstairs Brandon gives us his real feeling about his crazy neighbor. and arch-nemesis, via his hate-filled voice. This looks like the beginning of a terrible friendship. Jon hates to pay his bills. Jeff hates his job. Why do we care?
- A hefty wager - a painful price Jon bets Jeff and Brandon $50 to extract the most vengeance possible, with disastrous results. The horror. The horror.
 
SEASON 1

1-10 What's in store
  We've got great things in store for next season... New guests, new equipment, new ideas, and new underwear (finally!). In this happy game we play "Name the actor". Jeff makes a valiant attempt but is shot down in flames.
 
- Upcoming in Season 2 We've got great things in store for next season... New guests, new equipment, new ideas, and new underwear (finally!) And possibly new harassment charges for Brandon.
- Vomit burps and more crap Jon doesn't know Coming soon... Crap That Jon Doesn't Know... (a novel)
- Yet more piss and vinegar And before we were just full of vinegar! Maybe that's why it burns when we pee...
- Jon creates a game...guess who wins? In this happy game we play "Name the actor". Jeff makes a valiant attempt but is shot down in flames by Brandon, who's oddly sharp and quick-witted. Who knew? (Brandon did, of course)
   
1-9 Silence is Golden
  Silence is golden. Oh, and some TV premiere discussion, too. BTW, Grey's Anatomy sucks balls. Seriously. Brandon creates a truly stupid game that neither challenges nor intrigues.
 
- Silence is Golden The Geeks discuss the finer points of dead air! Also, there is silence. Silence is golden. Oh, and some TV premiere discussion, too. BTW, Grey's Anatomy sucks balls. Seriously.
- Curse(s) of the Thundercats!! Thundercats are on the loose! Jon loses BAD at poker! And finally... Transformers in a way you've NEVER heard. As an added bonus, learn what scares the piss out of Brandon.
- Patriotism and Caveman Sex Journey is all things. Camille shows her quality! We also hate most things. Especially burping babies. But we wrap it up with our National Anthem by none other than KISS. 'Cause we're Patriotic. Dammit.
- Games of the Less-than-Stellar Brandon creates a truly stupid game that neither challenges nor intrigues. Hilarity ensues. As does a lot of name calling and anger. Join us or die!
   
1-8 Jobs - Poker - Porn
  Brandon gets a job!! As he re-enters the corporate world, will he survive the onslaught of customer service? Once again, Jeff enthralls us with his amazing ability to create rousing games for us to play!
 
- Jobs - Poker - Porn The unthinkable happens: Brandon gets a job!! As he re-enters the corporate world, will he survive the onslaught of customer service? Can he keep his temper in check, or will he "a splode" in a fit of bottled-up rage? Also, we explain our new-found addiction to Poker, as well as porn in the office (or lack thereof).
- The Monthly Cycle A question posed in the previous episode is answered by Brandon, and the gates of Hell open up and all manner of evil and darkness ascend upon the Earth in a violent deluge of madness and fury!! You'll have to hang out to the very end of this segment to hear those fateful words...
- Random Revulsions Young drunks, Spam (not the food, Viking), Format Wars and Diamond Dave... It's the stuff you love to hate!!
- TV Themes for $100, Alex Once again, Jeff enthralls us with his amazing ability to create rousing games for us to play! After the splendid intro, Brandon and I delve into our pop culture archives for the elusive answers.
   
1-7 Dragon*Con No Brandon
  Sympathy for Brandon's Dragon*Con absence is nowhere to be found in our recap of the Dragon*Con 07 experience. Jon creates his first trivia game for Jeff and Brandon! It's a no-holds-allowed fight to the death!
 
- Dragon*Con No Brandon Jeff and Jon return from Atlanta and Dragon*Con 2007, and Brandon welcomes them back with open arms and burps galore! Sympathy for Brandon's Dragon*Con absence is nowhere to be found in our recap of the Dragon*Con 07 experience.
- Answer from the Powerlistener Jenny, our one true fan, shows her support yet again by answering one of Brandon's questions about women. And again, Brandon gives Jenny the accent of a 70 year old British woman. And we apologize again. Send questions.
- The Interview Brandon rivets his captive audience as he retells the haunting tale of his quest to get a job. Marvel as he describes the epic battle between our humble hero and the evil Parking Attendant! Will he be trapped downtown forever? Will he get the job?? MARVEL, DAMMIT!!
- A Change of Gaming Pace Jon creates his first trivia game for Jeff and Brandon! It's a no-holds-allowed fight to the death! Geek blood will be shed...
   
1-6 Geek interrupted - Brandon's solo drunkin broadcast
  Brandon flies solo in this drunken effort to keep himself and you, the listener, entertained for 20 minutes! DO NOT MISS THIS !!!
 
- What happens when two of the three Geeks that make up It's All Geek to Me scamper away to Dragon*Con and leave our cohort alone to his own devices? Non-stop HILARITY, that's what!!! Brandon flies solo in this drunken effort to keep himself and you, the listener, entertained for 20 minutes! Check out the main page to hear one bitter Geek rant and rave in all his slurred splendor. You are NOT ready for this!!!!!
   
1-5 Superuncensoredbad = GOOD!
  Our first segment devoted to your questions! Marvel at our vast expanse of knowledge as we sputter and side-step your pressing inquiries! More fun than a bowl full of snot! More fun than a cardboard box!
 
- Superuncensoredbad = GOOD! Take it upon yourself to see the new movie Superbad, like we did, so you can be Superbad, like we are! We present to you the uncensored trailer, in easy to swallow audio form, complete with vulgarity and angst, teenager style! (Remember what it was like to be a teenager? Me neither.)
- Your questions answered, vers. 1.1 Our first segment devoted to your questions! Marvel at our vast expanse of knowledge as we sputter and side-step your pressing inquiries! And be sure to send us more questions! Seriously, we want you to send in your questions. We got nuthin...
- More Things We Hate Yes, there's plenty more where that came from! Vent with us... it's relaxing and fun! More fun than a bathtub full of scorpions! More fun than a bowl full of snot! More fun than a cardboard box! No, wait... this is kinda fun... I WANT THIS!! ... (I'm KING in here...)
- Another Film Quote Thingy This time I really beat the living snot out of my competition! They had no clue what I had in store for them, and I took 'em to school "you-killed-my-brother" style!! ... you believe me, right???
   
1-4 Viral Marketing
  As full-time geeks, we complain as much as we breathe. Why? Because it's fun!! There are few things a geek loves more than to complain about stuff. Jeff painstakingly creates the ultimate film quote game for us ravenous geeks to test our wits!

- Viral Marketing A quick dial on the keypad of my cellphone brings up a mysterious hotline, complete with unfunny jokes and violent behavior. Brandon reveals the truth behind the viral marketing campaign put forth by the sly devils at Warner Brothers. Further proof that the new Batman RULES!! (p.s. the answer is four hundred and one)
- Reminiscence and Survivor Take a trip with us down memory lane as we remember all those movies that shaped our young lives in the 80s, and their glorious soundtracks! Brandon and Jeff wax reminiscent, going on a quoting binge of that legendary milestone of Western Cinema: Young Guns 2. Oh, and Survivor.
- What We Hate As full-time geeks, we complain as much as we breathe. Why? Because it's fun!! There are few things a geek loves more than to complain about stuff. We grow weary of all the stupid people out there and the stupid things they do; people who should pass a test before having an opinion. Part 3 of every episode will now consist of us complaining about everything.
- Film Quote Showdown! Jeff painstakingly creates the ultimate film quote game for us ravenous geeks to test our wits! Marvel as Brandon and I go head to head in an all-out melee of flailing arms and swords!(well, words anyway...) Who will walk away the victor, and who will cast down their head in shame and be forced to commit seppuku? Listen and find out! (p.s. no geeks were harmed in the making of this episode)
   
1-1 to 1-3 The early episodes
  Join us for these early episodes as we meander our way through the world of podcasting for the first time! Please note that we have very little format for these episodes, but they are still more awesome than all of Southeast Asia.


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